By Jeanne Hambleton ©
I am in a funny mood so thought I would share a laugh with you if only to make me feel better…. Of course all my stories have fibromyalgia heroines so they can fit into my stories as I tend to always write about FM.
An older lady with fibromyalgia gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration document please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior Policeman slowly approaches the car.
Officer 2: Could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car ?
The woman opens the boot , revealing nothing but an empty space.
Officer 2: Is this your car, Madam?
Older Woman: Yes, here is the registration document. The Policeman is quite perplexed .
Officer 2: One of my men claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out her driving licence and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you Madam, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don’t Mess With Old Ladies. Brighten someone’s day share this on to someone you know.
I said I was in a funny mood,,,,Only Great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! This is for those who think I cannot spell…no comment
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